SAFARI
There is a sign in a safari park which read:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!!!!
What happened to Mr.Ray when he accidently stepped on a lion?
He became X-Ray!
How do you desribe a Zebra?
A horse behind bars.
Why Giraffes are not good at apologising?
Because it takes a lot of time to swallow their pride.
Posted by
Aristotle the Great
at
7:47 PM
Labels: Animal fun, One liners, Rapid Fire Jokes
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