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May 30, 2009
WHEN DRUNKARDS ARE BEFORE JUDGE!!!
A judge told the man in front of him : "It's alcohol, and alcohol alone that's responsible for your condition."
He answered : "You've made me a very happy person. Everyone tells me it's all my fault."
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Magistrate:"You were caught passing water over the Yamuna Bridge. Why did you do so?
Drunkard:"Because there was enough water over it."
ELEVATOR PROBLEM
The kindly old lady in the elevator questioned the attendant brightly:
"Don't you get awful tired, son?"
"Yes, Aunt," the boy in uniform admitted.
"What makes you so tired, son? Is it the going up?'
"No, Aunt."
"Is it the going down?"
"No, Aunt."
"Then what is it makes you so tired, son?"
"It's the questions, Aunt."
SAFARI
There is a sign in a safari park which read:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!!!!
What happened to Mr.Ray when he accidently stepped on a lion?
He became X-Ray!
How do you desribe a Zebra?
A horse behind bars.
Why Giraffes are not good at apologising?
Because it takes a lot of time to swallow their pride.
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