BONJOKES-Jokes for all ocassions

DO YOU KNOW ME?


A lawyer approached to an elderly grandmother and asked, “Mrs.. Deshpande, do you know me?”

She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Sarpotdar. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me.You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.”


The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs.. Deshpande, do you know the defense attorney?”