BON JOKES
Q:What is the penalty for bigamy?
A:Two mothers-in-law.
Q:Why is a lawyer hard working?
A:Because, he works with a will.
Q:What has four legs and flies?
A:A dead dog!
Q:Why are the cooks cruel?
A:Because they batter the fish, beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Q:How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A:Put a bucket of manure in the lounge.
Q:What is an ig?
A:An Eskimo's house without a loo!
Q:How do you find out where a flea has bitten you?
A:Start from the scratch.
Q:Why did the Cabbage whistle?
A:Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q:Why was a fence put round the graveyard?
A:Because people were dying to get in.
Q:How does an Elephant get up a tree?
A:He sits on an acorn and waits for it to grow!
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1 comments:
Great job. Good one liners. Good site.
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